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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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