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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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