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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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