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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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