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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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