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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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