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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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