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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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