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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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