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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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