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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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