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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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