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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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