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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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