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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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