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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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