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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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