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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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