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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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