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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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