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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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A swimming pool table.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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