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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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