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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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