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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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