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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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