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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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