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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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