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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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