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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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