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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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