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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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