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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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