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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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