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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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