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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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