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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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