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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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