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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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