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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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