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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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