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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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