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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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