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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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