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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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