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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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