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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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