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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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