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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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