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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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