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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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