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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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