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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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