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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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