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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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