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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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