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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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