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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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