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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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