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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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