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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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