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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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