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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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