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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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