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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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