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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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