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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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