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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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