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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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