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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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