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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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