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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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