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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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