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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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