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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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C to shining C

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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