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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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