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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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