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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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