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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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