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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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