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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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