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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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