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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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