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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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