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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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