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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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