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Yisro Whale

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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