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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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