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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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It's a lap top.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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