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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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