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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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