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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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