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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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