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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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