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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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