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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

1986