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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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