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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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