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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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