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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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