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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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