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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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