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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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