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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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