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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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