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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898
Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

1818
Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

1976
Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754
Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773
Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987