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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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