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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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