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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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