Pictures:

How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

2053

What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

2421

When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

2181

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

2937

What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

3232

What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

3343

What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

453

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

132