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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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