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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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