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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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