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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

1953