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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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