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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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