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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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