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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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