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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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