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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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