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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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