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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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