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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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