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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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