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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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