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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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