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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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A square not.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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