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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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