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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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