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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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