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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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