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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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