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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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