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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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