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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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