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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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