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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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