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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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