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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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