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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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