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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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