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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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