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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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