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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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