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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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