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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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