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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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