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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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