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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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