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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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