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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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