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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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