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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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