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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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