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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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