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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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