Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

2856

Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

1442

What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

1204

What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

674

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235

How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

781

What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

1236

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636

Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

2030

What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

2453

Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

402

What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

684