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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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