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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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