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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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