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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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