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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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