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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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