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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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