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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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