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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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