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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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