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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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