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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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