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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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