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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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