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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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