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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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